Angliski
Labas rytas Isdurinejimai
Labanakt Juokingi
Meile Sveikinimai
sv.Kaledu proga
-1-
If a big, fat man erupt into your room
late at night ant steal you in a big bag -
don't worry, I told Santa, I wanted you for
Christmas!
-2-
Love is name, sex is game, forget the name and play
the game...
-3-
Once i saw a little star, it seems so nice and
bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave
me this star and i must thank that you there are...
-4-
Roses are red, violets are blue. The face like
yours must be in the Zoo.
-5-
Girl of my dreams, You don't know what it means, to
live my life without. I hope everyday when you pass
my way I dare to say:” I Love You".
-6-
If a big, fat man creeps into your room late at
night and stufs you in a big bag - don't worry, I
told Santa I wanted you for Christmas...
-7-
You fat or thin I like you. You tall or small I
like you. You rich or poor I like you. I like
you... oh f**k... Good-bye. I LOVE YOU.
-8-
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may
kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the
grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!
-9-
Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big
as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue
sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry...
-10-
Invitation to Big Bomb party on Saturday night in
World Trade Center with Dj BinLaden including his
super hit "It Wasn't Me" supported by
America Airlines!
-11-
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked
over you and gave you a shower...
-12-
I`m an Alien, and i have transformed myself into
your phone. As you read this I’m having sex with
your finger, and i know you like it, cause you’re
smiling!
-13-
Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your
legs and what’s in between
-14-
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Knuffe-Sex, Safer-Sex,
Group-Sex, Lehter-Sex, Telefon-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and
for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
-15-
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked
over you and gave you a shower!!
-16-
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss aren`t
kiss, Without some tongue, So open your mouth,
Close your eyes, And give your tongue, Some
exercise!
-17-
Have you seen my heart?... I wanted to give it to
you, but you have already stolen it away...
-18-
I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is
gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the
wind all we are just dust in a wind...
-19-
No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no
SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO
SMINT - NO PROBLEM!
-20-
I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your
tea and every time you take a drink you will be
kissing me…
-21-
Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just
do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like
SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...
-22-
We will now update your brain... searching..
searching... still searching... sorry, no brain
found!...:)
-23-
This cat is cat a cat way cat how cat to cat make
cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat
seconds cat. Now read it without 'cat'!
-24-
Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About
S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?
-25-
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything
alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you
soon! O=Obviously miss you… SO Hello!
-26-
For the world you are somebody, but for somebody
you are the world...
-27-
Birdie birdie in the sky Dropped a poppy in my eye
I don't worry I don't cry I'm just happy cows can't
fly!
-28-
Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck
for money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck
yourself and save your money!
-29-
SOMETIMES YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT, THAT I CAN SEE YOU
IN THE NIGHT, YOU ARE THE MEN, AND I BELIEVE THAT
YOU'LL BE MINE
-30-
LAST MTV NEWS! WORLD FAMOUS RAPER EMINEM FUCKED
WORLD FAMOUS BITCH BRITNEY SPEARS! ALSO SHE SAID,
SHE LIKED IT! REAL BITCH!
